- 17 33, 24 Mar 2021
- Updated 17 34, 24 Mar 2021
A FEMALE had been left in hysterics after having a neighbour attempted to w her by making an love that is odd and a present of two frankfurter sausages on the d rstep.
Elleanor Holland had been passed the bemusing contents of a white envelope by her elderly neighbour whom spotted it outside her household in Barnoldswick, Lancashire, on Saturday early morning.
The hopeless ‘bachelor’ had kept her a note declaring ‘I will usually love you’ – forcing her to describe to her ‘shocked’ boyfriend how she had no concept whom it had been.